BANGOR--After a very long, successful teaching career, Mr. Ames is 100% certain that he will be officially, undoubtedly retiring after the 2021-2022 season, um, school year. In a recent tweet, Mr. Ames...

BANGOR—Due to the overwhelming overpopulation of the world, there has been a lack of space at cemeteries, which has led Pine Grove cemetery to begin relocating people in Hammond Street potholes. ...

BANGOR – “Going through the mall did less damage to my car than going over the potholes would have!” said one person who drove through the center of  the Bangor Mall.  Authorities say that yesterday...

BANGOR--Following the brutal winter season, massive potholes have taken over city streets and have revealed unknown mysteries to the people of Bangor, including the lost city of Atlantis.  In a local...

BANGOR, ME—Student complaints of long lunch lines have led Bangor High to implement a new reservations system. However, this system comes with its own repercussions. Those unfamiliar with the proprietary...

ALABAMA--A man living in rural Alabama is so fed up with the current price of gas that he has started to use a Flintstone car for transportation.  Bubba Abernathy, of Guntersville, Alabama, constructed...

BANGOR--What is going on with the cardboard cutouts of teachers’ heads? One teacher, Mr. Nunya Business, explains why he decided to purchase his in a riveting interview on Tuesday. “I wanted...

BANGOR--Juul has met with its fair share of controversy over the years, but the company’s latest release, the Poop Pod 4-pack, is set to hit shelves this April. The idea behind the flavor came out of...

BANGOR--Potholes in Maine have been a big issue recently. They have grown so big that people are finding fish in them. “With the newfound fish in these potholes, I feel the next fishing tournament...

BANGOR—A Bangor High teacher has gone missing, causing concern among students and teachers, alike, and a reward has been offered for his safe return. English Teacher Mr. Crabtree was last seen wearing...

BANGOR--An inside source from the Devoe Construction Company revealed to the RamPage on Monday that the $4 million “roof renovations” at Bangor High were really just a coverup story. In reality,...